Sh*tpo——I mean, fanfic(?), this is just a rant or more precisely, a manifestation of my annoyance toward that aggregator.
(P.S.(lol): this fanfic can be found in the recent updates, I updated in the template XD.)
At a certain time, there are creatures that walk by two feet. These creatures can be divided into two by gender. These creatures are surprisingly able to pick something using things called hands.
And on a certain day, two of these creatures meet.
"Halloo~ I am Furujakka, ndesu! Nice to meet you!"
"Y, yes. Nice to meet you too, I am Fuurawan."
"Fuurawan-chan ka? Ii no namae."
"S, sangkyu."
The two greet each other due of their faces are facing each other.
They speak, breathe, blink, sweat, and so.
And after a long time passes,
"!?"
"Kyaa~ Furujakka-kyun."
"Daijoubu ka? Fuurawan-chan."
"Kyaa~ Furujakka-kyun."
"Daijoubu ka? Fuurawan-chan."
"D, daijoubu... desu."
"Mmm."
"Doushita no?"
"Fuurawan-chan no kaori, suuuugoku WANGY, hmmmmmppppsshhh ahhhh wangyyyy."
"Mou~ Furujakka-kyun no eccchi~."
On a certain day, these two meet and have lunch because they are hungry.
The boy orders fried rice while the girl orders a serve of seasoned rice being processed by frying.
For the drinks, the boy orders a hot chocolate while the girl orders a cup of chocolate drink above 333.15 Kelvin that has not been cold yet.
They eat their food.
They also feed some spoons with each other.
They then are having a leisure exchange.
"Ikeh, yaru?"
"Iyaa, dame~"
"Ikeh!"
"..."
"Ikeh, tanoshii, kimochii, ore, ganbarimasu!!!"
"Mouu~"
"Dame ka?"
"..."
"Dame nanoka."
"Ee, ii."
The two of them are having exercise, training, and workout, then.
When they finished, then they restarted.
And when they finished, the boy pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time in the girl who asked the third.
And when they finished, the boy once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the girl also once again asked for the fifth.
And so on.
**At a certain time, there are creatures that walk by two feet. These creatures can be divided into two by gender. These creatures are surprisingly able to pick something using things called hands.
And on a certain day, two of these creatures meet.
"Halloo~ I am Furujakka, ndesu! Nice to meet you!"
"Y, yes. Nice to meet you too, I am Fuurawan."
"Fuurawan-chan ka? Ii no namae."
"S, sangkyu."
The two greet each other due of their faces are facing each other.
They speak, breathe, blink, sweat, and so.
And after a long time passes,
"!?"
"Kyaa~ Furujakka-kyun."
"Daijoubu ka? Fuurawan-chan."
"Kyaa~ Furujakka-kyun."
"Daijoubu ka? Fuurawan-chan."
"D, daijoubu... desu."
"Mmm."
"Doushita no?"
"Fuurawan-chan no kaori, suuuugoku WANGY, hmmmmmppppsshhh ahhhh wangyyyy."
"Mou~ Furujakka-kyun no eccchi~."
On a certain day, these two meet and have lunch because they are hungry.
The boy orders fried rice while the girl orders a serve of seasoned rice being processed by frying.
For the drinks, the boy orders a hot chocolate while the girl orders a cup of chocolate drink above 333.15 Kelvin that has not been cold yet.
They eat their food.
They also feed some spoons with each other.
They then are having a leisure exchange.**
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On the other occasion,
On a day that is not a night.
That day the sun is shining brightly because it's a day and 12:00 o'clock.
The day is bright and the sun has not been set yet.
The breeze can be felt due to the air is flowing.
As she is breathing, a certain boy is approaching the girl.
"Yaa, kitten-chan, can I have your namae?"
"S, su, suteki~. Ah, hai. Fuurawan desu."
"Fuurawan-chan, ka. What a kirei no namae. By the way, watashi no namae is Badz Zheengan. Watashi wa Son of a Beach. Watashi came from The Pangea Selatan. Diligent in setsuyaku. Ketsueki(Blood) type is I, I for Ikkehmen. Watashi no hobby wa breathing. Yoroshiku."
"Yoroshiku, Badz Zheengan-san."
"Fuurawan-chan, watashi no yubi(ring) to kimi no chawan(bowl), let's have made karera meet and unite."
"Hai."
"Watashi-tachi will have much tanoshi."
They have wik wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaoks.
When they have done their wik wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaoks, then they re-doing again.
When they finished again, the boy pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time in the girl who asked the third.
And when they finished, the boy once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the girl also once again asked for the fifth.
And so on.
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"Fuurawan't-chaaannn!!! Ikanaide!!!!."
"Gomen ne, Furujakka-kun."
"Fuurawan't-chaannnn!!!"
"Sayonara, Furujakka-kun."
"Ima, ore wa, Furujakka wa, pemuda tuna asmara dearimasu."
Who can stand to endure this situation
Who doesn't feel the loss
You leave me when I'm so in love
When I'm madly in love
You choose another guy
Who can stand being dumped
Whose heart not hurt
The memories that have been passed
I keep it deep inside my heart
We are not one anymore
It's alright, I'll get through the days strong-heartedly
My wish is only one, be safe and sound
I can only be able to harbor this, from day to night
Because I'm aware I'm just nobody
It's alright, I'll harbor this feeling inside my heart
I'll keep wish you live well
All I can do is hope you won't regret it
Farewell and thank you
(source/original/lyrics: Hendra Kumbara - Dalan Liyane)
"AWOKWOKAOWKOKAOKWKAOWKOAKOK!!!"
How should I explain this to my parents
We had gone through to this point
But ended up breaking up
You are tempted by another guy's love
You forgot, though you yourself had been declared it
Living our love until our old days
Won't two-timing, I'm the only one for you
But now there's another guy inside your heart
It's as if the morning was cloudy
Then the day I got rained
In the afternoon you hurt me
In the night I cry for you
I can only imagine
All of those memories
I gave you a ride back
Went through the street hugging under the rain
But now you choose
To be hugged by another guy
Do you not sense
How heavy-heartedly I am
Have to lose my most precious one
Passionless to go hang out
Have no appetite
If I'm not fed
(source/original/lyrics: Ngatmombilung - PINGAL)
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